Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage.I can think of few things more stupid than claiming you are carrying a bomb in an airport. One of them would taking a penis pump in your carry on luggage. (Though this is pretty stupid, too.)
So Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors said.
The security guard then asked Amin to repeat what he'd said to a supervisor. This time, Amin was chuckling as he spoke, prosecutors said.
In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object -- resembling a grenade -- was a component for a penis pump.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
One Warranty Card for Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pump, Filled out by Mardin Azad Amin
Talk about a rock and a hard place.
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I thought StudioDave wanted his real identity kept a secret?
I thought this line from the linked article was good:
"He was just a little too close. He liked our kids a lot and said 'I'm watching your children play.'"
But til the cops found the kiddie porn on the PC . . . following the investigation of the suspicious death they didn't think it was tooooo big a deal, huh?
License required to drive, no criminal record allowed if you want to kill in the name of your country. But a dick and a pussy are all that's required to raise kids!
Great title, by the way.
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