"So then, he grabs my shoulders and kisses my forehead, calling me Tally Bally and mussing my hair, telling me I'm doing a 'heck of a job'. I have not been so abused since Bob Packwood's visit in the 1980s."
"Just because I have the word 'Taliban' in my name does not mean I want women to wear the chador. I'm a heterosexual I tell you. I like to check out hot legs."
Willard Brimley made an appearance in Iraq today not only to remind them about how tasty Quaker Oatmeal is, but to encourage the senior citizens of Iraq to sign up for medical and life insurance, particularly if they suffer from "diabeetis."
We tend to use images of The Decider™ for our caption contests, but I thought we could use a change of pace.
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The Iraqi President makes it perfectly clear who's driving the car on the "road map to peace."
Iraqi Prime Minister Talabani's "I'm driving this bus" metaphor fell short as comparisons were immediately drawn to the movie Speed.
Or something like that...
"I demanded forty microphones!"
In a poignant moment, Iraqi President Talabani demonstrates how little of the Macarena he has been able to learn, what with all the sectarian strife.
Topping the "40 microphones" line will be a challenge, my friends.
"So then, he grabs my shoulders and kisses my forehead, calling me Tally Bally and mussing my hair, telling me I'm doing a 'heck of a job'. I have not been so abused since Bob Packwood's visit in the 1980s."
And down the stretch they come . . .
"Let's go, Democrates, let's go! I've bet my nations's future on you"
"Just because I have the word 'Taliban' in my name does not mean I want women to wear the chador. I'm a heterosexual I tell you. I like to check out hot legs."
"Talabani angry .... Talabani SMASH!"
"Talabani angry .... Talabani SMASH!"
LOL. Damn, Otto's unbeatable today.
Must be the vacation.
Willard Brimley made an appearance in Iraq today not only to remind them about how tasty Quaker Oatmeal is, but to encourage the senior citizens of Iraq to sign up for medical and life insurance, particularly if they suffer from "diabeetis."
"Come on, hard eight!!"
I hate when they only have one ply toilet paper. Why can't they order two ply!
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