There's a new comic book out there, called "Liberality," in which a select group of bio-engineered conservative talk show hosts -- headed by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North -- does battle in the year 2021 against the evil forces of liberalism that are headed by President Chelsea Clinton and Vice President Michael Moore and in alliance with the evil one-worlders of the UN and global statesman Osama Bin Laden.
Read that sentence again. Makes the bare-bones plot outline of "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" seem plausible, right? I mean, I'd accept a talking wad of meat before I'd buy the concept of G. Gordon Liddy, Avenging Superhero. Just look at it:
Anyway, here's just a tiny sampling of the comic's
Tomorrow is September 11, 2021, the twentieth anniversary of the horror of 9/11, or as it has become more politically correct to say “the unfortunate events resulting from the uprising of middle-eastern fundamentalist Islam”. Just days before his arrival in NYC, Bin Laden made a brief visit to Iraq, now a nuclear power that is run by the vicious Uday Hussein. In Iraq, Bin Laden received a tactical nuke that is now contained in his private diplomatic briefcase. Bin Laden plans far more than an apology at the Unity Tower.
F.O.I.L. has become aware of Bin Laden’s plot to destroy NYC and has devised a plan to stop him while simultaneously gaining permanent control of LIB’s satellite network. Unfortunately, U.N. Forces have discovered the secret location of the F.O.I.L. Lair. It is a race against the clock to save NYC from a nuclear holocaust and the world from liberal domination. Only with F.O.I.L.’s help, can “Liberality For All” once again become “Liberty For All!”
Only conservatives could control every aspect of U.S. government and still feel the need to complain in graphic detail how everything would've been much, much worse under the dominion of evil liberals, who would've cozied up to Osama and not avenged 9/11.
Well, thank God here in our reality we had the firm leadership of President Bush, who caught, convicted and executed Osama Bin Laden in record time and simultaneously avenged 9/11 by invading a country that had nothing to do with the attacks.