Well, through his sheer grit and determination, George W. Bush has just surpassed his hero Ronald Reagan in one important regard. Bush now holds the presidential record for the most vacation days: 336. What's more impressive is that while it took Reagan eight years to log that much sloth and lollygagging, Bush did it in about half the time.
Lord knows it wasn't easy. There were a lot of important issues he had to avoid to break the record -- the war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan, terrorist attacks, the economy, Social Security, etc. etc. -- but by God he did it.
Impressive. Most impressive.
Update: Encouraged by Norbizness's call to create Red Red Meat comics, here's one for this post.