Tuesday, August 23, 2005

What would Jesus drink?

Apparently he would shill an age-defying shake. Tax-free, of course.

3 comments:

Mr Furious said...

Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg-press 2000 pounds! How does he do it?

How indeed? What the fuck is that bullshit? If it's true, it's because of the workout he gives his legs ramming all his ill-gotten gold and diamonds into a safe...

Otto Man said...

Maybe that's how he averted those hurricanes -- he put his feet in the ocean and squat-thrusted the continent away from them.

Mr Furious said...

LOL!