Having so much smoke come out from the hood of your car that you think Tommy Chong's hiding inside? Or having to listen to an endless loop of Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" while on hold with the mechanic?
It's sixteen years old, and I'm starting to think it's time to put the old girl to sleep. I could put up with the lack of a car, since it would also mean a lack of parking tickets and insurance payments.
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Don't leave me hanging like a yo-yo. What's the answer.
Great. now I'm going to have Wham in my head all day.
Actuallty listening to that much Wham will make smoke pour from YOUR ears. So it's a tie.
It's unhealthy AND bad for the planet. Damn you George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley for being everything she wants and everything she sees. Oh woh oh.
You're not helping here, Yos!
Can't someone sing some Tin Lizzy for me? A little 38 Special? Grand Funk?
Good news house, all those bands sound the same. So I can hum lightly and you will experience the music of your choice. Get ready for my hummer!
Wait, Otto, don't you live in New York? That's what you GET for owning a car in this town!
I know, I know. This town hates cars. And at the moment, so do I.
Otto-
It should only smoke for a few minutes while you double park your car for alternate-side street-cleaning...What's the problem?
P.S. Move to Park Slope, you only have to move your car once a week...
It's sixteen years old, and I'm starting to think it's time to put the old girl to sleep. I could put up with the lack of a car, since it would also mean a lack of parking tickets and insurance payments.
Otto, you are ruining the image I have that you ware a high power wall street broker.
I had to look up who Tommy Chong was. The first name threw me off.
No, I don't want him inside.
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