That's a big assumption, Mike. It cost Malawi most of its annual budget to get those Zebras to hold still. Granted, their budget is 37 cents and half a pack of gum, but still.
You think my warthogs can't behave nicely?!?! Implying I haven't trained em adequate-like, and all?
That some sort of dish on Africans? You trying to imitate George Allen? Trying to suck up to the Redskin fans in DC, huh> Making nice to the old coach's offspring?
A man can continue to drink beer during his wife's pregnancy, as T'hous demonstrates every weekend. If I'd known before that the Ban On Beer was also supposed to continue during breastfeeding, I don't know if I would've signed up!!
Oh, come on, Anon. Everyone knows there's nothing more manly than tracking down defenseless animals so that you can shoot them from a very safe distance. Why do you think the Prez created Gitmo?
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I think I will start "Tuesday Warthog Blogging" next week.
Assuming both of mine cooperate and pose nicely.
That's a big assumption, Mike. It cost Malawi most of its annual budget to get those Zebras to hold still. Granted, their budget is 37 cents and half a pack of gum, but still.
You think my warthogs can't behave nicely?!?! Implying I haven't trained em adequate-like, and all?
That some sort of dish on Africans? You trying to imitate George Allen? Trying to suck up to the Redskin fans in DC, huh> Making nice to the old coach's offspring?
I was looking into Monday Lactobaccillus Blogging, but they're just not very photogenic.
I hope that baby is at least a few months old. I don't want to think about giving birth to a baby almost my size!!
I don't want to think about giving birth to a baby almost my size!!
Exhibit 28 in the "Why Men get The Better Part Of This Whole 'Pregnancy & Birthin' Thing'"
Or as Rodney said in Back To School: "The best part about kids . . . is makin 'em!"
A man can continue to drink beer during his wife's pregnancy, as T'hous demonstrates every weekend. If I'd known before that the Ban On Beer was also supposed to continue during breastfeeding, I don't know if I would've signed up!!
Dag nebit, you mean I dint shoot all dem there zebraz, when I was in Afrika? Itz Hillary's fault.
-Ted Nugent
Oh, come on, Anon. Everyone knows there's nothing more manly than tracking down defenseless animals so that you can shoot them from a very safe distance. Why do you think the Prez created Gitmo?
I bet Gitmo is where Cheney goes to hunt the most dangerous game of all -- man.
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