Friday, January 13, 2006

Caption Contest

The last one was fun, so here's another caption contest to kick off the weekend.

Not that it matters, but the guy getting the Charmin treatment from the president is Boysie Bollinger, head of Bollinger Shipyards of Louisiana. I guess with a name like Boysie, you're practically asking President Touch-and-Rub to reach out and grab you.

As always, the photo is shamelessly stolen from the brilliant Dependable Renegade.

10 comments:

Otto Man said...

"It was you, Fredo. I know it was you. ... You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

Studiodave said...

Your tears. They taste...so... sweets.

TravisG said...

How'm I supposed to look into this guy's soul? He's got these big flaps-a skin hangin' over 'em! Maybe if I pull down on his cheeks like this...

Thrillhous said...

"Mr. President, that's my nose, not a pimple. You can't pop it."

Otto Man said...

"Yeah, an' then see, the cop grabbed my face like this and looked right into mah eyes, ya see, and he said my pupils were dilated more than he'd ever seen before!"

ORF said...

First the hand-holding with the Sheikh and now the smooching his fellow Southern brethren...I'm just sayin'...

S.W. Anderson said...

"Either you ran smack into a june bug or you've got a heckuva blackhead goin' there!"

Scott said...

It IS you, Peter Pan, it IS you!

Otto Man said...

"Dammit, he's got it in his mouth. Open up! Come on, boy! O-pen!"

Norbizness said...

"What do you know of my pain?"

"Let us explore it... together. Each man hides a secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me... and gain strength from the sharing." (source)