Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Cuts Like a Knife

A freaky Friday accident left Lindsay Lohan in stitches.

The Mean Girls star was rushed to a London hospital last week after she sliced her leg open while breakfasting at the home of Bryan Adams, according to published reports.
Bryan Adams?


Studiodave said...

Canadian dudes totally score all the time. Trust me. (wink)

BTW, any time someone supplies a lot of details about an accident like this, they are lying through their teeth.

Studiodave said...

I see your crazy Disney star and raise you an American Pie alum with a dog:

Once again, Natasha Lyonne is a wanted woman for all the wrong reasons.

The onetime American Pie star, who has publicly fallen on hard times in recent years, has yet another warrant out for her arrest, after she failed to appear at a court date Friday, the New York Post reports.

Lyonne is facing a number of charges, including her alleged threat to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog during a 2004 altercation. She is also charged with criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing.

Otto Man said...

I like the idea of Lindsay Lohan as some kind of clumsy, Clouseau-esque waiter.

Thrillhous said...

Yeah, this story makes no sense. Seems like any knife cutting her skin would immediately become lodged in bone.

ORF said...

Be sure to read the Vanity Fair cover article this month in which Evegenia Peretz tries to convince the readers that Lindsay really IS one of the most down-to-earth starlets on the planet!

Otto Man said...

I can only assume she meant "down to earth" in the "passed out on the floor" sense.

Studiodave said...

Otto is on a roll!