Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Mars, Bitches!

The State of the Empire address is beginning shortly. Feel free to leave your thoughts and snark in the comments below.

15 comments:

Norbizness said...

Wasn't there something about Laura promoting inter-gang harmony? With steroids and personal savings accounts? How'd that work out?

Otto Man said...

That's right! The Crips-Based Initiative.

Whatever happened to that? I was waiting for Laura to go undercover like Special K did in "Breakin'" when she teamed up with Turbo and Ozone.

Otto Man said...

His justification for warrantless eavesdropping on American citizens? "We won't wait to get hit again."

Jeebus. Let's all just wipe our ass with the Constitution while chanting "USA! USA! USA!"

Otto Man said...

Man, he could barely get out the "America is addicted to oil" line. He hit "oil" like Michael Palin trying to say "the Cathcart Towers" in A Fish Called Wanda.

Mrs_Thrillhous said...

Instead of listening, I looked at the prepared text:

Dictatorships ... feed resentment ...

Hmmm. Ya don't say.

we do not forget the other half - in places like Syria, Burma, Zimbabwe, North Korea, and Iran -

One more, and he would've had a sexagon of evil!

In the last five years, the tax relief you passed has left 880 billion dollars in the hands of American workers, investors, small businesses, and families...

Really? Can we talk about why a profit giant like GE doesn't pay any income taxes?!

And we've all read about the savings rate going below zero--so there's no money in anyone's hands!

...stay on track to cut the deficit in half by 2009.

I think that going from over our heads to up to our eyeballs is not much of an improvement.

...bring 30,000 math and science professionals to teach in classrooms...

What a random goal! All they need to do is pay them more than other teachers, something comparable to what industry pays. Then I'd totally be there. I soooo want to have summers off.

Smitty said...

22 "Freedoms," 4 "9/11-s" and 14 "terror/terrorist" mentions. Hammered. hic...hiccup...

Mr Furious said...

Semi-live-blogging thoughts for the portion I watched here

Smitty said...

By the way...great Chappell reference in the title to this post.

The opportunities for drinking here in this SOTU speech were so ripe, I had to switch to cheaper beer. I also counted, andforgot to add in my previous comment, 61 applause interruptions. My liver hurts.

The following 2 "great lies..er..lines" required me to finish-off my current drink and open another:

"We cannot allow the violent to inherit the earth..."

"We have a clear path for victory in Iraq."

The "addiction to oil" comment almost made me confront my own addictions, but that's for another time.

Pooh said...

Beware the manimals!

S.W. Anderson said...

Notice Bush's tone and delivery, when he mentioned helping our fellow man, just before getting to NOLA and the Gulf region?

Sounded like pure, bored, going through the motions, "Yeah, well, so they hadda put this in the speech and I gotta say it, so here it is, yada, yada."

I sure didn't get firm resolve or anything faintly resembling enthusiasm out of it.

Otto Man said...

Beware the manimals!

I was grabbing a beer at this point. Did he really talk about human-animal hybrids? WTF?

InanimateCarbonRod said...

Some kind of freaky scientific experiments must be happening because I've heard that horses are now hung like Chuck Norris.

ORF said...

"'...we do not forget the other half - in places like Syria, Burma, Zimbabwe, North Korea, and Iran'

One more, and he would've had a sexagon of evil!"

Instead, he had a pentagon...coincidence?!?!?!

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