1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.And there's more. Enjoy.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Friday, January 20, 2006
F*cking Chuck Norris
At long last, all the Chuck Norris facts you'd ever need have been collected in one convenient website. For instance, did you know: