Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Caption Contest: Coast-to-Coast Dedication

In a first ever here at LLatPoN, we've had a request for a caption contest -- from everyone's favorite pantsless yellow bear Pooh, in the comments here.

So have at it! The viewing public demands it.

14 comments:

Otto Man said...

Second later, Mutumbo smacked the text of the president's speech from the First Lady's hands and mocked her with his patented finger wag.

Pooh said...

"Herca-lees, herca-lees, herca-lees"

Anonymous said...

Booosh! You are chucker!

ORF said...

DAMN pooh! that was gonna be mine.

Laura's inner monologue:
"I will SO get Dubya for making me sit next to this ridiculous darkie!"

InanimateCarbonRod said...

"Okay, fine, I'll tell you. It's this big."

Anonymous said...

"This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning ... I'm making waffles!"

John said...

"I wish I could get rid of this lump of snot on my finger!...Oops. Sorry, Mrs. Bush."

Mike said...

An' evin a African like NBA star Dikemba' Mutumba' is proud to be an Amer'can these days. He didn' save a man who fell on the subway tracks, but as y'all can see, he's showin' us right now jes' how much a' his big ole' johnson he can fit inside a' the little Asian lady standin' next ta' him. Attaway, Dikembe.

An' as I was sayin', Eye-ran's nuke-ular weapons are a risk to all Amer'cans . . .

Otto Man said...

In an unusual move for a State of the Union, President Bush called upon the American people to raise their hands in the air as though they did not care.

Anonymous said...

(3, 2, 1...) FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRE

Thrillhous said...

I don't have a comment, but Lynne Cheney ain't exactly making eye contact with Mutombo.

Pooh said...

"I say the hip, hop, hippee, hibbee to the hiphiphop you don't stop rockin..."

peb said...

"Yes, everyone wants to sex Mutumbo!"

Shane Rollins said...

If you want to sex Mutumbo you must fit something this big