Second later, Mutumbo smacked the text of the president's speech from the First Lady's hands and mocked her with his patented finger wag.
"Herca-lees, herca-lees, herca-lees"
Booosh! You are chucker!
DAMN pooh! that was gonna be mine. Laura's inner monologue:"I will SO get Dubya for making me sit next to this ridiculous darkie!"
"Okay, fine, I'll tell you. It's this big."
"This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning ... I'm making waffles!"
"I wish I could get rid of this lump of snot on my finger!...Oops. Sorry, Mrs. Bush."
An' evin a African like NBA star Dikemba' Mutumba' is proud to be an Amer'can these days. He didn' save a man who fell on the subway tracks, but as y'all can see, he's showin' us right now jes' how much a' his big ole' johnson he can fit inside a' the little Asian lady standin' next ta' him. Attaway, Dikembe.An' as I was sayin', Eye-ran's nuke-ular weapons are a risk to all Amer'cans . . .
In an unusual move for a State of the Union, President Bush called upon the American people to raise their hands in the air as though they did not care.
(3, 2, 1...) FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRE
I don't have a comment, but Lynne Cheney ain't exactly making eye contact with Mutombo.
"I say the hip, hop, hippee, hibbee to the hiphiphop you don't stop rockin..."
"Yes, everyone wants to sex Mutumbo!"
If you want to sex Mutumbo you must fit something this big
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