Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Caption Contest

With the Decider getting ready to sell an unconvinced nation on his plans for Operation: Double Down, I thought this image I stole from Norbizness would be fitting for a caption contest.

If you need inspiration, check out the latest over at TCR. Apparently, a key motivation for the bold, stupid direction of President Take My Ball and Go Home is ... spite.

Christ, I wish I were kidding.

Have at him!

12 comments:

Otto Man said...

"Man, I hope Karen Hughes isn't hiding in there again."

sideshow bob said...

OK, time to turn on the old Wiggum charm...

Thrillhous said...

"Dammit! I thought I told them to bring out the extra big podium!"

Mike said...

Oh boy, I'm a gonna' catch some heck from my Christian constituents when they notice I don't end the speech with "God Bless 'Mer'ca"

Otto Man said...

"Let's see ... blank expression, check. Monotone voice, check. Vapid blinking eyes, check. It's time to go reassure the nation."

Mike said...

He certainly didn't bring the A-game mojo last night, did he, OM?

Otto Man said...

He was so monotonous I started watching his blinking to see if he was sending out a morse-code S.O.S.

Mike said...

How'd you like him leaving out the usual "God" reference, instead closing with some dog-whistle invocation of "the author of liberty"?

Otto Man said...

I thought he was talking about Ann Coulter there.

No, wait. She's the author of Red, White and Fuck You.

Mike said...

Hey man! You lay off dogs. They've done nothing to deserve that comparison.

teh l4m3 said...

Condoleezza Rice reserves her Mona Lisa smile for one occasion: when she's got an unoccluded view of Bush's stinkeye.

Otto Man said...

Man, that really is a creepy smile on Condi's face.