Thursday, January 04, 2007

The Spider Menace

Courtesy of TCR, I see that the Bush administration will have to contend with yet another terrorist-sympathizing, al-Qaeda-enabling, freedom-hugging civil liberties lover. His name? Spiderman.

It's only a matter of time before J. Jonah Jameson orders his Fox News minions to denounce him right away.

3 comments:

Thrillhous said...

First the Teletubbies, now Spidey. Is no one safe?

Smitty said...

My God. Sesame Street can't be far behind now...

...wait. I am pretty sure Sesame Street has been on the "watch" list for decades...

InanimateCarbonRod said...

Duuude! Spoiler alert!

On the bright side, we'll soon have Mighty Mouse come to our aid.