For those of you wondering what to do during the 15 minutes of standing ovations, here is a SOTU drinking game.
The authors became flummoxed when contmplating what to drink for a "human-animal hybrid" mention, so here's a brand-new drink. (Patent pending, patent pending, patent pending)
4 parts Three Floyds Dark Lord Russian Imperial Stout
2 parts Smoking Loon Pinot Noir
1 part Trump Vodka
6 parts Jägermeister (for the deer blood)
Muddle with a Scientologist and some feminists.
Garnish with a pickled pig's foot.
If you want to mix your own, you can do so in comments. Just be aware that your intellectual property is my intellectual property.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
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4 parts Three Floyds Dark Lord Russian Imperial Stout
Why would anyone ever mix with 3 F??? Why? WHY??
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