I'm really fighting the temptation to reference the self-kidnapping lines from "Blazing Saddles," so ...Secretary Rice touches up her forehead ridges before addressing the Klingon High Council.
"I swear to GOD, if you monkeys in the press corps ask me one more stupid question, I'm going to put myself out of my own misery. Bang, right between the eyes."
I'm really fighting the temptationWhy fight it? It's the right way to go with this one.
After much prodding, Condi relented and showed the press corps "just where George likes to 'let it go.'"(Talk about yielding to temptation.)
Game. Set. Match.Nice job, Mike.
Mike - Holy Smokes! That was ROFLMAO funny.
"WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY PHONE CALLS, MR. PRESIDENT?!? ALRIGHT, YOU MADE ME DO THIS!!!" is not much of a foreign policy speech.
"Would whoever's doing spitballs please cut it out. We need to try and keep this on an adult level."
Why fight it? It's the right way to go with this one.My touchy-queery liberalism made me think twice about going with a quote with the n-word. But since it is perfect and since Smitty's urging it on, here you go.
Better yet -- go here.
I like S.W.'s caption, myself.
My touchy-queery liberalism made me think twice about going with a quote with the n-word.Yeah, I sorta forgot the whole n-word part of that quote...so I understand fighting the temptation...
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