"For the last time, redneck, they're my Twinkies. Step. The Fuck. Off."
"Five days, count 'em, FIVE. That's how many days my mom, my brother and me lived in that stinking shithole Superdome. Helluva job my ass."
Talk to the hand 'cause the face don't understand, bitch.
Assuming he wouldn't strike a child, Bush's aides dispatched a toddler to tell the president his current approval ratings.
Damn, bitch! Ever heard of Binaca?
"Well shucks, you're right kid. Your palm is just as white as mine. I gotta ask Condi if her's is too."
A youngling at the Jedi Academy learns an important lesson: The subject must have a mind if the Jedi Mind Trick is to be effective...
"For the last time, you dolt, the answer is five! Now go cheat off someone else's paper."WF
"You got four older brothers and sisters? Any of 'em 18-45? See, I can get 'em a great job, with free training and a chance to travel to other countries."Say, what's your phone number? Somebody come get this kid's home phone number."
I think Wes wins.
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