Sunday, January 28, 2007

From The Desk of .... Yossarian

(Thanks to Yossarian for this little fun nugget).
I just found a religious blog that lists bands that might turn you "gay".

Now I might say that listening to Nickleback (yes, they are on the list) might make you lame, they won't make you a homosexual.

12 comments:

Mrs_Thrillhous said...

Who's got Wilson Philips on MP3??

The Doc said...

I love how Morrisey is "(?questionable?)". Seriously, people, if all you're worried about is music performed by, written by, or produced by gay people, you might as well just bang a few rocks together.

Otto Man said...

This guy's saying that Ghostface Killah, Jay-Z and DMX will make you gay? Somebody's asking for a brutal beatdown.

And "George Michael (texan)"? What the hell does that mean?

[My word verification: gzayg. Read between the lines, people!]

alex supertramp said...

this has GOT to be a joke .. if not, it should be ... you need to browse the site a bit more - notably Donnie Davies and especially evening service -- the video was just removed from youtube, I can only assume for being too damn funny...maybe a little jail time really could help reform all those homos, hell, couldn't hurt - and Jesus is all about getting rid of homos, and bowling.....

Mike said...

Metallica & Ted Nugent???

Thrillhous said...

YOu're right, Alex, the video is hi-larious. I had to check around and see if it was a gag, and apparently it is. But it's a really good one.

Smitty said...

1) Metallica is gay??? That's like a quarter of my iPod...

2) Nirvana?? But...wasn't...Kurt married? And again, there's like another 1/5 of my iPod

3) Ted Nugent, apparently for wearing a loincloth. So I guess I need to stop wearing loincloths too. Never mind his conservative attitudes and vehement anti-gay stances. That loincloth is Faaaaabuloooous!!!

4) Motorhead. I can't figure out why. More songs on my iPod, though.

5) Red Hot Chili Peppers. Crap.

When you add all of that up, I am pretty fucking gay. Someone should call my wife and tell her.

My favorite is from the very end of the web site: "The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do."

And why do you suppose that is...hmm...

sideshow bob said...

Elton John is so gay-dangerous they've got him listed twice!!

Andrea said...

Does the gayness of the band only apply to males? There's not a lot of lesbians on the gay-o-meter (I have most of these on my iPod so I figure my meter is off the charts). But then again degree of straightness can be quantifited by how much girl on girl porn one owns...

Mike said...

Andrea - I saw the Indigo Girls & Ani DiFranco on there. I'm not positing on the orientation of said gals (though methinks Mizzez Saliers & Ray have taken a stroll down Athens, GA's alternate route from time-to-time). Just noting what the jackass list did & didn't include.

Andrea said...

Mike- sorry, I must have skimmed the list too fast. Is this list for real or just some spoof of the so called religious right?

Smitty said...

I watched his music video. This site...all of what is on there, including the video...absolutely can't be real. It just can't be. It's so wrong and offensive that my brain tells me that it's a Carlos Mencia-style parody.