Kung Fu Fighting

If you're not a regular reader of John Rogers' blog, Kung Fu Monkey, you're missing out on the greatest thing since curly fries.

Doubt me? Well, let's just jump into the middle of his latest post on Attorney General Alberto Gonzales:

Cheney and Gonzales have dropped the Constitution into a hole in the White House basement and are currently dancing naked around the pit, penises tucked between their legs, screaming "It rubs the lotions on its Amendments!" at the shuddering, terrified document, and there's nary a peep.

Priceless.