"Come on, seven! Daddy needs an Iraq exit strategy!"
"Good old Rock...nothin' beats that!"
"Yesss! I am really pissing Mr Furious off!"a.k.a. That fucking face makes me to angry to be funny.
"Do you think you're better than me? 'Cause I will fight you!"
"You think I like hitting you, Laura?"
"Wonder Twin powers ACTIVA... aw, come on Dick! Please?"
"I have five times your strength..."
And, if you recall, Kahn still loses that fight with Kirk...
"When I get tired of The Stranger, I just switch back to old faithful"
...five potato, six potato, seven potato, more. Dang I'm almost out.
Bob Dole is not amused by your impersonation, Mr. President.
"Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Tiddly-Beer...Oh forgot where I was"
"An' the Lord said, 'George, I want you to smite the shit out of them terrarists,' and by God, I smited them."[By the way, phenomenal work here people. This may not be the Special Olympics, but you're all winners in my book.]
"You got somethin' to say, fella? Why don't you say it into this microphone?"
Senators, I'm sure you're wondering why I brought you here. Whichever of you can snatch the pebble from my hand will be my chosen successor. Wait, why are you all leaving? Snatch the pebble, dammit! Snatch it!
"We can do a press conference anytime. I thought it'd be more fun if we tried arm wrestling for a change."Get up here, Helen, let's get it on!"
President Bush was taken aback when Rose Bowl MVP Vince Young attempted to give his "Head-Dawg-in-Chief" what the kids call "a Pound" or "Dap".(Too long, I know)
Norbiz is out in front. That is funny.
"I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala"Sorry, I was done for when someone already used the "nothing beats rock" line. But don't you just think that every once in a while old W has some sort of random song circling around in his head and nothing else?
The president demonstrates what he was doing from Aug. 29 to Sept. 2, 2005.
TravisThe president demonstrates what he was doing from Jan. 15 2001 - PresentFixed yours.
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