Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Caption Contest

Alright, folks, time for another of our Peabody Award-winning caption contests.

Take your best shot.

21 comments:

Otto Man said...

"Come on, seven! Daddy needs an Iraq exit strategy!"

sideshow bob said...

"Good old Rock...nothin' beats that!"

Mr Furious said...

"Yesss! I am really pissing Mr Furious off!"

a.k.a. That fucking face makes me to angry to be funny.

Otto Man said...

"Do you think you're better than me? 'Cause I will fight you!"

Irb said...

"You think I like hitting you, Laura?"

Irb said...

"Wonder Twin powers ACTIVA... aw, come on Dick! Please?"

Mr Furious said...

"I have five times your strength..."

Mr Furious said...

And, if you recall, Kahn still loses that fight with Kirk...

Pooh said...

"When I get tired of The Stranger, I just switch back to old faithful"

Montag said...

...five potato, six potato, seven potato, more. Dang I'm almost out.

Norbizness said...

Bob Dole is not amused by your impersonation, Mr. President.

Pooh said...

"Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Tiddly-Beer...Oh forgot where I was"

Otto Man said...

"An' the Lord said, 'George, I want you to smite the shit out of them terrarists,' and by God, I smited them."

[By the way, phenomenal work here people. This may not be the Special Olympics, but you're all winners in my book.]

Otto Man said...

"You got somethin' to say, fella? Why don't you say it into this microphone?"

Thrillhous said...

Senators, I'm sure you're wondering why I brought you here. Whichever of you can snatch the pebble from my hand will be my chosen successor.

Wait, why are you all leaving? Snatch the pebble, dammit! Snatch it!

S.W. Anderson said...

"We can do a press conference anytime. I thought it'd be more fun if we tried arm wrestling for a change.

"Get up here, Helen, let's get it on!"

Pooh said...

President Bush was taken aback when Rose Bowl MVP Vince Young attempted to give his "Head-Dawg-in-Chief" what the kids call "a Pound" or "Dap".

(Too long, I know)

Mr Furious said...

Norbiz is out in front. That is funny.

Sebby said...

"I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala"

Sorry, I was done for when someone already used the "nothing beats rock" line.

But don't you just think that every once in a while old W has some sort of random song circling around in his head and nothing else?

TravisG said...

The president demonstrates what he was doing from Aug. 29 to Sept. 2, 2005.

Pooh said...

Travis

The president demonstrates what he was doing from Jan. 15 2001 - Present

Fixed yours.