Saturday, March 11, 2006

Natural Causes

This just in:
Slobodan Milosevic, the former Yugoslav leader, who was branded "the butcher of the Balkans" and was on trial for war crimes after orchestrating a decade of bloodshed during the breakup of his country, was found dead Saturday in his prison cell. He was 64.

Milosevic, who suffered chronic heart ailments and high blood pressure, apparently died of natural causes and was found in his bed, the U.N. tribunal said, without giving an exact time of death.
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm hoping "Natural Causes" is the jailhouse nickname for Slobo's cellmate, a 7-foot tall, 300lb. Croat with anger issues.

Have fun in Hell, Slobo.


Isaac Carmichael said...

I hope Natural Causes had a penchant for anal rape.

Otto Man said...

I'm not sure, Bob. The religious right keeps calling that an "unnatural act."