After relieving himself, President Ruprecht the Monkey Boy ran around the Oval Office screaming "Oklahoma! Oklahoma!"
That's great, otto man! All he's missing is the eyepatch. I wonder if his handlers ever considered introducing him as a mute?
I bet they've considered putting a cork on his fork, given all the mysterious bruises he seems to get.
"No George, this is a picture of a Quaker on the oatmeal box.""Not mother?"
"I'm sorry, George. This is the hardest part of my job, but we've decided to move the country in another direction."OR"No one could have foreseen my poll numbers sucking" seriously though OM ended the thread before it started.
"I want a hamburger ... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog ...."
You get nothing a like it.
"Let me get this straight. You're telling me I owe Gallup six points in the next poll because I ran a deficit in the last one?"Is that even, uh, possible?"
"Me fail presidenting? That's unpossible"
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