Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Caption Contest

Speaking of musicians who've passed away, iRod sent me this disturbing photo of Eddie Van Halen this morning. Man, I thought David Lee Roth looked bad.

Anyway, it's perfect fodder for another caption contest. Bring it.

12 comments:

Otto Man said...

"Give usssss the precioussssss!"

Otto Man said...

On second thought...

Eddie Van Halen reveals his secret for getting the ladies -- a killer impersonation of Grannie Clampett from "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Norbizness said...

Don't dance the night away, kids! Look what it did to me!

Mr Furious said...

I'm not here to make any jokes, just to make sure Thrillhous is okay after that devastating blow. One of you guys will be there for him, right?

Yossarian said...

That is what you get Eddie for destroying one of the greatest rock bands of all time by throwing out David Lee Roth.

Otto Man said...

I think Thrillhous is more of a Yes man, actually. I doubt he's too shaken here.

But if Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman and/or Howe end up like this, God help him.

Pooh said...

"I'll get you, Paris. You and your little dog too..."

InanimateCarbonRod said...

Diver down.

InanimateCarbonRod said...

"I put my hand between my legs and ease the seat back. Wait, why are you running away? I'm not done with the song yet..."

Otto Man said...

Donald Rumsfeld: The Wilderness Years

sideshow bob said...

Fixodent works worth shite!!!

Mr Furious said...

GTR-era Steve Howe was pushing that look in the 80s.