Friday, March 10, 2006

Caption Contest

You know, when your critics are charging you with adopting dictatorial powers and the American people increasingly think you're out of touch, maybe giving a Dear Leader-style speech to your subjects courtesy of the Dumbotron isn't the best idea.

This is ripe for the picking. So have at it.

9 comments:

Otto Man said...

"I am the great and all-powerful Oz!"

Pooh said...

"The Counter-Revolution Will Be Televised"

InanimateCarbonRod said...

And just then a woman weilding a sledgehammer smashed the screen, freeing the automatons from mental slavery.

Mr Furious said...

"You are all ants to me! Do you hear me?!? ANTS!!!

sideshow bob said...

"Orwellian...hehehehehehe.


What's 'Orwellian' mean?"

Otto Man said...

"What seems to be the matter, THX-1138?"

Thrillhous said...

" . . . So then I said, 'I'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler!'"

teh l4m3 said...

"And then, we get some clippers, see, and we shave Natalie Portman's head. Heh, heh, heh..."

Pooh said...

"You take it's, it's teat between your fingers and then"

"I have nipples Mr. President, could you milk me?"

OR

"I'm squishing your head."

Or

"You see, you have to attach the alligator clips to the scrotum just so to give em a really good jolt."