Friday, March 03, 2006

George and Condi's Excellent Adventure

I know this will crush both of our readers, but I don't have a whole lot to say about the Monsters of Middle Eastern Destruction tour currently rolling through India and Pakistan. (Except to add that anyone who thought Bush wouldn't use the trip to make a "surprise" stop in Afghanistan is, by all estimates, a complete moron. They've done this over and over again. The surprise would've been if he didn't stop in.)

But other, wiser people have plenty to say. Check out what the Cunning Realist and Carpetbagger Report have to offer. You'll be glad that you did.

9 comments:

Norbizness said...

Breaking: Pakistan is an Arab country. In the words of Iron Maiden: RUN FOR THE HIIIILLLLLSSSSS!!!!!

Smitty said...

This picture is PERFECT for a caption contest!!!

"Whoooooo-weee! Lookit that BOOTY!! I am SO gonna hook-it-up..."

or

"Hoo, boy, you lookin' like you like what you see. I'm gonna let you check-up on it, Come on up and check up on it, Watch him while he check up on it..."

Pooh said...

"whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk, up in your trunk"

Seriously though, the most powerful person in the world is now the Presidential scheduler? I can run Outlook like a madman, so I think I'm qualified. Hook me up, yo.

Otto Man said...

"President Bush decides he has something he'd like to file in the diplomatic pouch."

Pooh said...

boo

sideshow bob said...

Iron Maiden?

EXCELLENT!!!

Although I think this may be more of a Bogus Journey...

Otto Man said...

I'm getting booed? What happened to the circle of trust?

InanimateCarbonRod said...

Look, Norbiz, if Rush Limbaugh can make a tour of the Middle East through Afghanistan, then surely Pakistan can be an Arab Country.

Pooh said...

Otto, if the President got caught smuggling, er, cigars in diplomatic pouches, why that would be impeachable.

("I'll show you a unitary executive")