Sunday, March 19, 2006

Caption Contest

I'm too preoccupied with March Madness to come up with anything substantial today, so it's time to go to the well one more time with yet another damned caption contest.

Release the hounds!

10 comments:

Otto Man said...

Step-kick, two, three ... step-kick, two, three ... and, big finish ... JAZZ HANDS!

Norbizness said...

PUTTIN ON THE RITZ

sideshow bob said...

"Hheeaayy!"

(I don't know to spell it the way I want it to sound, sorry)

Otto Man said...

I think you got it down, Bob. I was trying to capture Barney Gumble's seductive "yooooohooo!" but couldn't get it. Hence, "JAZZ HANDS!"

S.W. Anderson said...

"Easy, boy, easy . . . Hey, Turd Blosson, who let the guard dogs loose on the lawn?

"Easy now, this is yer preznit speaking, boy, don't show no teeth now."

jurassicpork said...

Ritzin' with the Putz.

Pooh said...

You put your left hand in and your left hand out...er no, Mr. President, your other left.

Otto Man said...

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, with no time to talk."

Pooh said...

"Wax on..."

Pooh said...

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

"Dude, hold my beer. Watch this."