Step-kick, two, three ... step-kick, two, three ... and, big finish ... JAZZ HANDS!
PUTTIN ON THE RITZ
"Hheeaayy!"(I don't know to spell it the way I want it to sound, sorry)
I think you got it down, Bob. I was trying to capture Barney Gumble's seductive "yooooohooo!" but couldn't get it. Hence, "JAZZ HANDS!"
"Easy, boy, easy . . . Hey, Turd Blosson, who let the guard dogs loose on the lawn?"Easy now, this is yer preznit speaking, boy, don't show no teeth now."
Ritzin' with the Putz.
You put your left hand in and your left hand out...er no, Mr. President, your other left.
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, with no time to talk."
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?"Dude, hold my beer. Watch this."
Post a Comment