You know, when your critics are charging you with adopting dictatorial powers and the American people increasingly think you're out of touch, maybe giving a Dear Leader-style speech to your subjects courtesy of the Dumbotron isn't the best idea.This is ripe for the picking. So have at it.
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"I am the great and all-powerful Oz!"
"The Counter-Revolution Will Be Televised"
And just then a woman weilding a sledgehammer smashed the screen, freeing the automatons from mental slavery.
"You are all ants to me! Do you hear me?!? ANTS!!!
"Orwellian...hehehehehehe.
What's 'Orwellian' mean?"
"What seems to be the matter, THX-1138?"
" . . . So then I said, 'I'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler!'"
"And then, we get some clippers, see, and we shave Natalie Portman's head. Heh, heh, heh..."
"You take it's, it's teat between your fingers and then"
"I have nipples Mr. President, could you milk me?"
OR
"I'm squishing your head."
Or
"You see, you have to attach the alligator clips to the scrotum just so to give em a really good jolt."
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